BartKurd has a dark mind, Samson has some thoughts about elves, and Rafael doesn’t need his warm up.
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Sam gets rescued by a superfan, Tyler goes to an alpaca fest, and Emily has food content.
Samson may have been living here, Rafael needs a suit jacket, and BartKurd makes Mary commit thought crimes.
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Sam gets fizzy, Jed will be near a friend in the immediate future, and Tyler is losing a game he has a significant advantage at.
Dumb lawsuit
Anyone wanna buy a brewery?
BartKurd is radical, Rafael founds a veritable United Nations, and Samson burns that stank out.
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Sam dusts off the food bracket, Tyler introduces the original yeet, and Mary remains a dancer.
Modern Times Shutting Down (Kind of)
Cool cool cool cool cool cool coooool
Oh shit dang
Rafael is a normal height, Samson feels emotionally wonderful, and BartKurd just wants to follow Meepo around.
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Zach says something bizarrely wise, Sam brings back BTTY, and Tyler wait until the post credits scene to say anything interesting.
When you’re shitting in a hole in the ground, it’s easy to call yourself a king.
Beer Consumption Per Capita
Fake/Boring/Non-news News
Happy Labor Day, Union Up
BartKurd makes a best friend, Samson uses his favorite thing, and Rafael flirts.
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Sam has a new favorite title and Borys hosts the hell out of this one.
Tough to say, is this parody?
Spot the difference
Whoa, a weed article?
Rafael considers his hairstyle, Samson reveals his cartoonish origins, and BartKurd does the only thing warlocks do.
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Zach shows up late, Sam gets his hog cut off, Tyler attends a freakshow.
Welcome to a new season with a new DM (it’s Mary)! Samson loves gold, BartKurd is very young, and Rafael is from fantasy Spain.
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Tyler and Becca prepare to travel
https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/san-jose-taco-and-beer-festival-postponed-after-reportedly-disastrous-sf-event/
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2024/08/12/pumpkin-spice-season-products-2024-lattes-donuts-more/74707344007/
https://www.vaildaily.com/news/the-pour-wines-for-beer-lovers/
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Tyler, curiously, has never been beaten up, Sam is back to his food bracket hobby, and Mary fucking loves S’mores.
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