Rafael considers his hairstyle, Samson reveals his cartoonish origins, and BartKurd does the only thing warlocks do.
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Zach shows up late, Sam gets his hog cut off, Tyler attends a freakshow.
Welcome to a new season with a new DM (it’s Mary)! Samson loves gold, BartKurd is very young, and Rafael is from fantasy Spain.
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Tyler and Becca prepare to travel
https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/san-jose-taco-and-beer-festival-postponed-after-reportedly-disastrous-sf-event/
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2024/08/12/pumpkin-spice-season-products-2024-lattes-donuts-more/74707344007/
https://www.vaildaily.com/news/the-pour-wines-for-beer-lovers/
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Tyler, curiously, has never been beaten up, Sam is back to his food bracket hobby, and Mary fucking loves S’mores.
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Sam has his first even insight, Emily is scanning for moustaches, and Tyler has an inch of lawn you can mow.
Not as News as it looks
Another One Bites the Dust
Discussion Topic
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Borys (and only Borys) can make pop culture references, Sam gets bugged, and Tyler forms team Eat-a-skeeter.
Bud Light’s fall from… Grace?
Represent Represent
That’s good I like that
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Sam has an unexpected reason to brag, Liz has a meditative job, and Tyler taunts a mentally ill person.
Beer History
Beer “Hacks”
Beer Theft
Not Beer at all
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Sam scores higher than his friends on a test, Zach goes to a wedding, and Tyler has a bounceback episode.
Big Beer Float (kind of)
Mobile Beer Garden (I guess)
Beer Insurance
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Sam dusts off the bracket, Mary fails to beat a man to death with a pipe, and Tyler struggles to keep the show on the rails.
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Jed gets crunk at a wedding, Tyler is rewatching the Simpsons, and Sam doesn’t have much going on.
All Goon things must come to an end.
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Sam sleeps poorly for science, Borys brags about his new car, and Tyler has a second thing.
The Goon Squad’s climactic combat continues
