Samson may have been living here, Rafael needs a suit jacket, and BartKurd makes Mary commit thought crimes.
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Sam gets fizzy, Jed will be near a friend in the immediate future, and Tyler is losing a game he has a significant advantage at.
Dumb lawsuit
Anyone wanna buy a brewery?
BartKurd is radical, Rafael founds a veritable United Nations, and Samson burns that stank out.
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Sam dusts off the food bracket, Tyler introduces the original yeet, and Mary remains a dancer.
Modern Times Shutting Down (Kind of)
Cool cool cool cool cool cool coooool
Oh shit dang
Rafael is a normal height, Samson feels emotionally wonderful, and BartKurd just wants to follow Meepo around.
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Zach says something bizarrely wise, Sam brings back BTTY, and Tyler wait until the post credits scene to say anything interesting.
When you’re shitting in a hole in the ground, it’s easy to call yourself a king.
Beer Consumption Per Capita
Fake/Boring/Non-news News
Happy Labor Day, Union Up
BartKurd makes a best friend, Samson uses his favorite thing, and Rafael flirts.
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Sam has a new favorite title and Borys hosts the hell out of this one.
Tough to say, is this parody?
Spot the difference
Whoa, a weed article?
Rafael considers his hairstyle, Samson reveals his cartoonish origins, and BartKurd does the only thing warlocks do.
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Zach shows up late, Sam gets his hog cut off, Tyler attends a freakshow.
Welcome to a new season with a new DM (it’s Mary)! Samson loves gold, BartKurd is very young, and Rafael is from fantasy Spain.
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Tyler and Becca prepare to travel
https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/san-jose-taco-and-beer-festival-postponed-after-reportedly-disastrous-sf-event/
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2024/08/12/pumpkin-spice-season-products-2024-lattes-donuts-more/74707344007/
https://www.vaildaily.com/news/the-pour-wines-for-beer-lovers/
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Tyler, curiously, has never been beaten up, Sam is back to his food bracket hobby, and Mary fucking loves S’mores.
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Sam has his first even insight, Emily is scanning for moustaches, and Tyler has an inch of lawn you can mow.
Not as News as it looks
Another One Bites the Dust
Discussion Topic
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Borys (and only Borys) can make pop culture references, Sam gets bugged, and Tyler forms team Eat-a-skeeter.
Bud Light’s fall from… Grace?
Represent Represent
That’s good I like that
